Monday, August 1, 2011

Help Wanted: Sexy Librarian

I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with a piece of land I’ve had back in my hometown. It’s been vacant since 1995.

Years back I thought of building a 5-door rental apartment. I had the floor plans all drawn out, back-filled the area with more dirt soil and put up fence around it. I actually started applying for a loan thru Pag-ibig to finance the construction but I found the whole application process too cumbersome.

I lost interest.

Meanwhile, my library project still remains a dream as I struggle to come up with enough resources to support the project let alone find the ideal location to build it.

I’m still dreaming.

Then a bulb started flickering one lazy boring Friday afternoon at work. My imagination didn’t stop scribbling and ended up with really rough sketches of a multi-purpose building with my retirement crib at the bottom floor and a decent-size library with living quarters on top.
For years I have this empty lot and yet didn’t think about it for my dream project. I said “Hmmm heck why not?

Sometimes we lose sights of what we already have and keep wishing for something else.

Location may not be ideal for a public library but sure good enough for my retirement crib, satisfying my longings for both. If people, especially kids, would want to take advantage of a library, be it anywhere, they will use it. Free.

If I build it, they will come.

It will be more like a privately-owned library I can enjoy for myself once I retire and can be opened to the general public as well. I will design the building so that there’s a separate public access to the library and a private entry to my retirement home.

What I would need however is someone to manage the library during the times I’m not hanging around in my crib and also to take care of me when I become too old, cranky, grumpy, and incontinent. My wife made it clear to me that she will not retire in the Philippines. I will.

So help is wanted. :-)

Sexy Librarian/Cook/Caregiver
Female, between 25-45 years old
Must be care giving and an awesome cook
Male OR anyone over 45 years old need not apply
Send your best picture for initial screening of application

See where my imagination takes me when I’m bored? Hehehe

6 comments:

over 45 guy and not sexy said...

i feel discriminated!

Between the sheets said...

we've talked about this...and you know that you know who would exactly qualify...

you forgot something else...computer proficient and plays the guitar =)

Anonymous said...

I think those slightly 'over' can still apply but not for the position of 'sexy' librarian. Perhaps that person can help carry books, be a bouncer/security person or just be an imposing figure to ensure peace and order at the library. I think our webmaster also forgot to mention that this position is purely voluntary, a labor of love, in short no salary involved.

Now, any takers, anyone......?

webmaster said...

sorry "over 45 guy and not sexy". somehow I have to set the minimum requirements.

computer proficient and plays the guitar are pluses of course...

there's free board and lodging for compensation. :-)

Lil said...

hahaha! how about me?

sam ward said...

if it wasn't for the fact that i am in the uk, i'd love to be your sexy librarian!